just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
- pickup line: i told my therapist about you
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”