just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
this is absolutely beyond incredible lmfao
- pickup line: i told my therapist about you
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
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thisishangingrockcomics.
i was feeling nostalgic for 7th grade and scene days and listening to pop punk bands whose tee shirts i could buy at hot topic (and secretly listening to hannah montana sometimes even though i’d never openly admit it)
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malkavianbaker.
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this-tragic-affair.
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frenchdad.
