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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

Reblogged from daydreamradio, Posted by benchpresser.
casus-luciferi:

liittlewindmill:

Hahahahahahahah

Its fucking awful.

casus-luciferi:

liittlewindmill:

Hahahahahahahah

Its fucking awful.

(Source: benchpresser)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

Reblogged from cacty, Posted by pentagrampa.

(Source: pentagrampa)

waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

queenston:

this is absolutely beyond incredible lmfao

  • pickup line: i told my therapist about you

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

thisishangingrockcomics:

i was feeling nostalgic for 7th grade and scene days and listening to pop punk bands whose tee shirts i could buy at hot topic (and secretly listening to hannah montana sometimes even though i’d never openly admit it)
listen, download

thisishangingrockcomics:

i was feeling nostalgic for 7th grade and scene days and listening to pop punk bands whose tee shirts i could buy at hot topic (and secretly listening to hannah montana sometimes even though i’d never openly admit it)

listen, download

Reblogged from chlorinebaths, Posted by utility.
badafro:


utility:

what

whãt

badafro:

utility:

what

whãt

Reblogged from chlorinebaths, Posted by malkavianbaker.
troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: malkavianbaker)

Reblogged from chlorinebaths, Posted by this-tragic-affair.
Reblogged from chlorinebaths, Posted by frenchdad.
stupidcommentdepository:

I laughed way harder than I should have at this.

stupidcommentdepository:

I laughed way harder than I should have at this.

(Source: frenchdad)