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Reblogged from cacty, Posted by tacomonster420.
tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

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mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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Reblogged from stephen29, Posted by vincentvarlotto.

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Reblogged from stephen29, Posted by activeheart.
hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

(Source: activeheart)

Reblogged from rhyse, Posted by couchdad.
coolator:

i’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life

coolator:

i’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life

(Source: couchdad)

  • boyfriend: why do you get more and more perfect for me every day
  • me: probably gas idk
Reblogged from hebraic-neuroses, Posted by lonxr.

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nekotalia:

lewinlight:

Boys aren’t cute

Girls aren’t cute

You know whose cute???

Godzilla

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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

Reblogged from -chelseytalkstoomuch, Posted by cindersk.
i read this, posted by chels, and all i think is ‘omelettes’

i read this, posted by chels, and all i think is ‘omelettes’

(Source: cindersk)

shwagerr:

holy shit

(Source: bythepowercosmic)

beautifullyrandompants:

My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda

beautifullyrandompants:

My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda

(Source: thehousewifeofnotredame)