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deargodidontfeelalive:

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

fuffuster:

has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are

like

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WHAT THE FUCK

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HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE

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ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL

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????? ?? ? ???????//

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

"Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction."

Bobby Sommer (via larmoyante)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

"if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

Kaija Sabbah (via blua)

(Source: anachronica)

Reblogged from mthumbelina, Posted by garottapoison.
Reblogged from drunkbull, Posted by tibets.

(Source: tibets)

Totally about this, especially with my classes.

(Source: baelor)

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

(Source: amlour)

everyonelovesrobots:

breadonly:

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

I’m gonna fuck it

please don’t fuck the lava

Reblogged from h0b0c0p, Posted by vagyokazsombor.

(Source: vagyokazsombor)

Reblogged from daydreamradio, Posted by bootyoftheday.

(Source: bootyoftheday)

booty-king:

what the fuck 

booty-king:

what the fuck 

(Source: 2rich2care2010-2012)